You're cheaper than your mother

People dont realize the dumbass things they do. Maybe they're trying to be funny, but its really just annoying. Or maybe thats why he drives a nice car? I dont know

This is me at WORK buying a pop (not soda, pop)
I'm just minding my business on my break at the pop machine; I kind of dont talk to anyone in the lunch room mainly because they were all chinese but that doesn't matter right now.
So I REACH into my pocket and as I'm pulling out my loonie, ALL my change fell out my pocket. I'm an old man plus my legs were hurting so I slowly reach down and pick up my change.
With my back turned, in the corner of my eye I see this fat midget picking up my change, I thought he was just helping me out, but NO, I turn around to say thanks and the dude was GONE, disappeared quicker than Clay Aiken at a straight bar

When I say some change fell out my pocket, Im talking about pennies and dimes. Being the asshole that I am, I go find the fcker.
I had like 20 cents in my hand, call him out and was like "Dude if you really need the money, HERE, HERES 20 more cents" This is where he was trying to be funny, he puts on a smile and goes "THANKS"

You penis gobbling midget you're not supposed to take the money!
I'm keeping track though, he owes me 83 cents plus the time I spent writing this blog during class.