Haha
Wont work.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Hey you feeling aright?
"Hey how you doin', you feelin aright?"
WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!
*NY Italian accent*
AYE DICKFACE, where the FCK
did you get the BALLS to ask me THAT
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
WHERE THE THE FCK,
WHERE,
SHOW ME
TAKE ME TO THE FCKIN STORE
WHERE YOU GOT THE BALLS TO ASK ME THAT DICKFACE
Costco, biatch
WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!
*NY Italian accent*
AYE DICKFACE, where the FCK
did you get the BALLS to ask me THAT
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION
WHERE THE THE FCK,
WHERE,
SHOW ME
TAKE ME TO THE FCKIN STORE
WHERE YOU GOT THE BALLS TO ASK ME THAT DICKFACE
Costco, biatch
You're cheaper than your mother
People dont realize the dumbass things they do. Maybe they're trying to be funny, but its really just annoying. Or maybe thats why he drives a nice car? I dont know
This is me at WORK buying a pop (not soda, pop)
I'm just minding my business on my break at the pop machine; I kind of dont talk to anyone in the lunch room mainly because they were all chinese but that doesn't matter right now.
So I REACH into my pocket and as I'm pulling out my loonie, ALL my change fell out my pocket. I'm an old man plus my legs were hurting so I slowly reach down and pick up my change.
With my back turned, in the corner of my eye I see this fat midget picking up my change, I thought he was just helping me out, but NO, I turn around to say thanks and the dude was GONE, disappeared quicker than Clay Aiken at a straight bar
When I say some change fell out my pocket, Im talking about pennies and dimes. Being the asshole that I am, I go find the fcker.
I had like 20 cents in my hand, call him out and was like "Dude if you really need the money, HERE, HERES 20 more cents" This is where he was trying to be funny, he puts on a smile and goes "THANKS"
You penis gobbling midget you're not supposed to take the money!
I'm keeping track though, he owes me 83 cents plus the time I spent writing this blog during class.
This is me at WORK buying a pop (not soda, pop)
I'm just minding my business on my break at the pop machine; I kind of dont talk to anyone in the lunch room mainly because they were all chinese but that doesn't matter right now.
So I REACH into my pocket and as I'm pulling out my loonie, ALL my change fell out my pocket. I'm an old man plus my legs were hurting so I slowly reach down and pick up my change.
With my back turned, in the corner of my eye I see this fat midget picking up my change, I thought he was just helping me out, but NO, I turn around to say thanks and the dude was GONE, disappeared quicker than Clay Aiken at a straight bar
When I say some change fell out my pocket, Im talking about pennies and dimes. Being the asshole that I am, I go find the fcker.
I had like 20 cents in my hand, call him out and was like "Dude if you really need the money, HERE, HERES 20 more cents" This is where he was trying to be funny, he puts on a smile and goes "THANKS"
You penis gobbling midget you're not supposed to take the money!
I'm keeping track though, he owes me 83 cents plus the time I spent writing this blog during class.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Oh my first entry!
Oh your strangest dream has come true!
I've decided my life is so interesting and inspirational that is HAS to be documented. One day your child's child will read this blog.
JK
SUPER JOKE
More like, you guys can stop your "get a blog" comments when I rant.
I've decided my life is so interesting and inspirational that is HAS to be documented. One day your child's child will read this blog.
JK
SUPER JOKE
More like, you guys can stop your "get a blog" comments when I rant.
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